The Way of a Maiden with a Man

I have lost count of the number of times I have heard, "a girl is only a chapter in a guys life but with a girl, the guy is her whole book". Did you even notice that when we talk about the guy, we use the indefinite article "a" and for the girl, "the". Kinda sucks, right girls????

Now do not get me wrong, I'm not a feminist. I do not believe in that equality crap because its totally impossible to have equal genders (Bull? Well its my opinion and I'm entitled to it).

Now I want to first of all, acknowledge the homely girls. I truly respect you. That said, there are some of us ambitious, wanna-do-it-all girls whose top priority is to start a career and have a life to call our own. We want to conquer the world in our own little way (Who run the world?!).

It feels good though, when you meet a guy and you like him. You know, its okay for him to be a chapter in your book or even a sub-chapter, depending on how crazily independent you want to be. However, it becomes infuriating when his chapter starts to get longer than the chapter of your career.

I'm not going to bother about what you do about it or how you react to the situation. What I wanna do, is point out the red light moments. the moments when he starts to move past his chapter boundaries in your life.

FIRST, you start thinking about him when your fav season flick is on. Even your dad thinks twice to call you when its on but now your not even watching.

SECOND, you start staring at the phone, willing it to ring with his caller ID blaring into your eyes.

THIRD, you always have a great time with your galfriends in the fanciest hang-out in town yet, you can't wait to leave them and go see him at home.

FINALLY, you know he works from home so you call in sick so you can spend all day with him. Now that is just naaaasssssstyyyy!!!

Well, all that just makes me wannna ... RUN!